Horror! The Eurogames! 24th of July, 11 police furgonetes full of Mossos went to a gay bar in order to implement the order. by Isolda Dosrius Déulafeu

Horror! That was our perdició! Call to the Authorities, the Great Health Authorities! And read the DSM-I or DSM-II - for the ignorants: Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders wrote by American Psychiatric Association. Read and act! The Homosexuality is a psychological disorder. Yes! Although in 1973 some inspirated and modern and cool doctors decided this was not a malaltia in the DSM-III, I can say this is a serious disorder of the behavior and a psychosomatic disfunction. Déu ens agafi confessats! How is it possible?

From 24th to 27th of July, almost 5000 homosexuals participated in the Eurogames in Bar-ce-lo-na! Acordoneu-ho tot. Protect our children. Gays, lesbians, transexies and bisexies on the streets. Their plumas on the heads when they ran the 100 meters race! Maybe they have a special and rare sporting capacity? The organization said these Games were opened to all world. But I would have screamed: "Don’t go there! Don’t go! Ignore them, it’s the best medicine. There are a lot of things to do in our city. Exhibitions, beach, terrasses, theater". Ha! They wanted to normalize their condition. Impossible! All of them must directly go to Sant Boi. Ha! The 65% of the participants were men and the 35% were women. Ha ha ha ha! How can they say man or woman when they don’t exactly know what is their sex?

I can’t believe it! Our socialist Ajuntament is the most offender!!! Barcelona is cool, tolerant and ViscA Barcelona! Olé! Todo el mundo es güeno! It was the latest thing we have to suffer. A new invasion is going on. Oh! Also there were Balls de Saló Competition. Mare de Déu Santa! The dancing of my ancient family was perverted by these people. I don’t want to imagine their way of dance. Horrible! And one race for all family. What family? Mine? Yours? Or their family? Per Déu! Homosexual famílies. El colmo! Ah! Ah! Now, here… I understand the final reason… He he he! Barcelona will be the center of cultural events in order to show this kind of people. Were these events only gay-events? Skaters, cycles in Montjuïc, music, painters, writers… Hereu, Llàtzer... Ja ho sabem, ja. Maybe exclusively in the night-bars.

Mmmmh, we don’t have enough with the summer guiri invasion, certainly, we don’t have enough, that last summer our Ajuntament compensated us with the 30000 visitors of the Eurogames. The estimated benefit was 10 milions of Euros. That's the real root of that esperpèntic festival. Innocents, il•lusos. You are fighting for your hypothetic rights, homosexual people; but actually you are another machine for making money for the coolest city in the world. Ha ha ha! Sort que tenim un govern socialista, I don’t know what the right politicians would have done, because, la pela és la pela. Ha ha ha!